bromofratguy:

I love fucking bottoms who wear jock straps. 

i bought a jock strap for my boyfriend

anomaly1:

That terrible moment you realize someone tied those kittens up then drowned them

Me and the boyf last night :)

onlynorthstar:

avataryesplease:

glaceon22:

peachlolita:

mynolitafairytale:

kugelmonkeyy:

desire—2—inspire:

ffunkkkya:

Ernest Hemingway once won a bet by crafting a six-word short story, that can make people cry. Here it is.

best

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why Hemingway is one of (if not THE) most powerful authors I’ve ever studied.

I remember this.

I don’t get it….oh….OH.

My English teacher had us write 6-word short stories using this beautiful piece of writing as a template. 

Mine was: “He hanged from his boyfriend’s belt.” 

Is it bad that she cried?

^

*CRYING*

misscontraption:

Jason.

Jason look.

I just clutched my pearls.

(Source: durianseeds)

blasianxbri:

beerssteersandqueers:

borderline-babe:

deeplezstonerwitch:

ohmygollygarsh:

callingoutsexists:

A collection of racists who thought it was appropriate to refer to Martin Luther Kind Day as “n-word day”

David James Majors from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Justin Parker from Monongah, West Virginia

Jerry Hartzog from Mishawaka, Indiana

Steven McCulloch from Somerset, Colorado

Tyler Brown from Wister, Oklahoma (he gets bonus racism points for having a Swastika tattoo)

Dillan Troxel from Stockton, California

Cory B. Gill from Norco, California

Jeremy Wilson from Rocky Grove, Pennsylvania

Branden Glass from Mansfield, Ohio

Jon Shuman from Erie, Pennsylvania

Jonathan Batten from Nashville, Tennessee 

Way too many of these fuck faces are from PA…

i loooooove it when these things get posted with the assholes’ names unobscured! yesssssss

keep reblogging! hopefully this post will come up when anyone googles their names.

…. national kill a nigger day?

is this the real life?

fuck man. this shit is getting so old.

there’s no such thing as racism anymore. we live in a post-racial society guys. calm down.

(Source: callingoutbigotry)

unfboy:

For Alex! 

Oh my gawd~!!!!! ^-^!!!

Kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

(Source: poke-problems)

leave-tyrone-alone:

Goku she throwing da pussy at you

WHY IS THE MOST AMAZINGEST THING OF LIFE!!!! 

(Source: mikedaoo)

wellyouknowhowitgoes:

smallaintbad:

Does your roommate ever tease YOU while you’re brushing your teeth?

I wish I had a roommate like this.

DAAAAAAMN. that is one of the hottest cocks!!!! i WANT his cum!!!!

(Source: gaynook.com)

OMG.

It’s fucking snowing.

SNORLAX Y YOU SO CUUUUUUUUTE?!?!?!?!?!

(Source: sexelent)

unfboy submitted:

“I saw this and it reminded me of you.”

omg :’) <3333333

oufffffff!

he is a god.

(Source: elizabethshays)