ye maca timiquican (i was happier, dreaming)

I had sex with my man 3 times today. It was pretty great :)

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:57:35 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 22:44:24 -0400

White Logic

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:28:10 -0400

black person: “All white people are racist”

white people: Omg nigger. go back to africa. Spear chucking nigger. You are such a nigger. How could you say that about white people nigger. You are beneath me. You are stupid. Nigger, nigger, nigger.

but you proved me right….

I know it’s his show, but I always find he dominates and...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:12:03 -0400

I know it’s his show, but I always find he dominates and OWNS his crazy guests.

slay-z: quierosonreir: pussymitosis: thirstingaintdead: Oh...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:56:14 -0400

slay-z:

quierosonreir:

pussymitosis:

thirstingaintdead:

Oh Lord…

IM SCREAMING “His teeth got roadside assistance oh lord..” “his teef come with free nights and weekends oh lord..” ROFFFL

“they told him don’t sneeze with ya mouf open cuz ya teef might stab u in the chest”

oh

my

god

“did they run out of medium teef”

kyssthis16: 2damnfeisty: floacist: thefrogman: The debate...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:40:05 -0400

kyssthis16:

2damnfeisty:

floacist:

thefrogman:

The debate rages on.

ITS JIF

I pronounce if gif.

Yeah, I’m about that hard g life, ya dig.

IF IT WAS PRONOUNCED JIF IT WOULD BE SPELLED FUCKING JIF. IT’S GIF FOR A REASON.

"[C]ompanies such as Facebook and Google may now face monetary fines if they refuse to share client..."

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:23:35 -0400

“[C]ompanies such as Facebook and Google may now face monetary fines if they refuse to share client data and consent to wiretaps requested by government agencies. In a world where people increasingly use the ample cloud-memory space afforded by services such as Gmail as a storage locker for information, the apparent belief on the part of government that individuals’ email accounts do not qualify as “private” is deeply troubling.”

- Murtaza Hussain, “An increasingly unchecked surveillance state”

The whole article is definitely worth a read.

(via hipsterlibertarian)

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Fri, 24 May 2013 21:07:22 -0400

kyssthis16: DEAD

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:51:16 -0400

kyssthis16:

DEAD

woahmrkelley: handsomemales: marlon teixeira Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:35:34 -0400

woahmrkelley:

handsomemales:

marlon teixeira

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh MY BABY

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Fri, 24 May 2013 20:18:39 -0400

The Curse of Reading and Forgetting

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:02:52 -0400

The Curse of Reading and Forgetting:

… If we are cursed to forget much of what we read, there are still charms in the moments of reading a particular book in a particular place. What I remember most about Malamud’s short-story collection “The Magic Barrel,” is the warm sunlight in the coffee shop on the consecutive Friday mornings I read it before high school. That is missing the more important points, but it is something. Reading has many facets, one of which might be the rather indescribable, and naturally fleeting, mix of thought and emotion and sensory manipulations that happen in the moment and then fade. How much of reading, then, is just a kind of narcissism—a marker of who you were and what you were thinking when you encountered a text? Perhaps thinking of that book later, a trace of whatever admixture moved you while reading it will spark out of the brain’s dark places.

Memory, however, is capricious and deeply unfair. It is why I can recall nothing about how a cell divides, or very little about “Ode on a Grecian Urn,” but can sing any number of television theme songs in the shower. (“Touch has a memory,” Keats wrote—but I can’t find my copy of his complete poems to test the theory, and, anyway, I found that quote on Goodreads.) The words that researchers use about forgetting are all psychically hurtful for the lay person: interference, confusion, decay—they seem sinister and remind us of all the sad limitations of the human brain, and of an inevitable march toward another kind of forgetting, which comes with age, and what may be final forgetting, which is death. Yet those same researchers are also quick to reassure us. Everybody forgets. And forgetting may even be a key to memory itself—a psychobiological necessity rather than a character flaw. That could be, but I still wish I could remember who did what to whom in D. H. Lawrence’s “Women in Love”—and the actual, rather than pompous and pretend, reasons why I’ve told people that I preferred “Sons and Lovers.” Or is it the other way around?

This may be a minor existential drama—and it might simply be resolved with practical application and a renewed sense of studiousness. There is ongoing dispute as to the ways in which memory might, in a general sense, be improvable. But certainly there are things that we can do to better remember the books we read—especially the ones that we want to remember (some novels, like some moments in life, are best forgotten).

A simple remedy to forgetfulness is to read novels more than once. A professor I had in college would often, to the point of irony, cite Nabokov’s statement that there is no reading, only rereading. Yet he was teaching a class in modern fiction, and assigned books that are generally known as “slim” contemporary classics. They were short, and we were being tested on them—we’d be foolish to read them only once. I read them at least twice, and now remember them. But what about in real life, set loose from comprehension examinations and left mostly to our own devices and standards? Should we reread when there is a nearly endless shelf of books out there to read and a certainly not-endless amount of time in which to do it? Should I pull out my copy of Eudora Welty’s “The Optimist’s Daughter” to relearn its charms—or more truthfully, learn them for the first time—or should I accept the loss, and move on?

Part of my suspicion of rereading may come from a false sense of reading as conquest. As we polish off some classic text, we may pause a moment to think of ourselves, spear aloft, standing with one foot up on the flank of the slain beast. Another monster bagged. It would be somehow less heroic, as it were, to bend over and check the thing’s pulse. But that, of course, is the stuff of reading—the going back, the poring over, the act of committing something from the experience, whether it be mood or fact, to memory. It is in the postmortem where we learn how a book really works. Maybe, then, for a forgetful reader like me, the great task, and the greatest enjoyment, would be to read a single novel over and over again. At some point, then, I would truly and honestly know it.

love-and-radiation: narionblack: terminallysuperboy: Miss...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:47:05 -0400

love-and-radiation:

narionblack:

terminallysuperboy:

Miss America Chavez.
Cosplayer: Micaela Matute Novoa

EVERYONE GO HOME. BEST MISS AMERICA CHAVEZ COSPLAY EVER. ARGH I LOVE HER. LOOK AT HER. THE SASS. THE COSPLAY. EVERY FUCKING DETAIL. HER FACE, HER BODY. EVERYTHING. ASDASDASDSAD

oh lord…maki <3

Oh, sweet cosplay.

nicebodies-uglyhearts: bl00d-sugar: I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:30:19 -0400

nicebodies-uglyhearts:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

Oh…

i kinda love how this all starts off with kids legos :P

teacupnosaucer: mikalamode: thedukeofearl: shewhorollswithroll...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:14:14 -0400

teacupnosaucer:

mikalamode:

thedukeofearl:

shewhorollswithrolls:

mikalamode:

I’m a stone cold fox. You could disagree with me, but you would be wrong.

agree

Sorry, but if that makes me wrong then I don’t want to be right. When did it become necesarry for men to be attracted to every body type?

Sorry, but when did my being a stone cold fox hinge on how attractive men find me?

GUESS WHAT? IT DOESN’T. I know you think your opinion on my appearance matters, because you’re an male who feels entitled to comment on women’s appearances, but my self acceptance doesn’t depend on how many men want to fuck me.

So, now you’re wrong on two counts. Congrats, dickweed :)

haha, owned

men still wandering around thinking women only exist for their pleasure pssht

kyssthis16: knowledgeequalsblackpower: posttragicmulatto: sodc...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:58:25 -0400

kyssthis16:

knowledgeequalsblackpower:

posttragicmulatto:

sodcalm-getangry:

jcoleknowsbest:

native-detroiter:

headturnmeon:

empressmo:

thetruestofsays:

Can anyone say bullshit

I knew this long time ago. Smh

Smh

but we’re just looking for racism!

Water is wet

also if the burner is on and you touch it, it will burn you.

this just in, stores selling pre-sliced bread!

Alert! Alert! There are 7 days in a week.

Oh, before some of you white people try and call bullshit, here’s the source. I think Princeton is a pretty good research facility, right? Oh, okay.

imperfectwriting: I just needed to reblog this again. Because...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:42:19 -0400

imperfectwriting:

I just needed to reblog this again.

Because jfc, you don’t understand how important this scene is to me.

Or maybe you do!

Because it has Jack openly showing his affection and admiration for two people of different gender in the exact same way, making no difference at all, and neither do Rose nor the Doctor. Zilch. No hesitating, no flinching, no comic relief.

I wish it could be like this more often.

That scene up there is doing everything right, end of story. And while Jack’s sexuality is often made out to be something to smile at, it’s also shown as very natural and Nine was just cool with that, no reason not to be.

Acceptance: You’re doing it right.

kyssthis16: milkydayy: leaked designs for the next 6 disney...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:25:51 -0400

kyssthis16:

milkydayy:

leaked designs for the next 6 disney princesses

WELP!

lol. i chuckled a bit XD

grassleaves: steampoweredrocket: gyodragon: Cubone +...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:09:29 -0400

grassleaves:

steampoweredrocket:

gyodragon:

Cubone + Hitmonchan

i just had to draw this guy!!

This is literally one of he best character designs I’ve ever seen.

These fucking artists and their fucking Pokemon mashups. I AM SO INTO THIS.

Hi cuttie boy ! My question is really simple : do you like unicorns ? :)

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:55:13 -0400

yes :P I do!

Who doesn’t?!?!!