When I eat out my man I cum so hard.

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LORD HAVE MERCY

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wetdreamoblackdom:

Fuckin lovely!

fuckyeahhugepenis:

chadleymacguff:

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commedesgarchomp:

This makes me weak in the knees.

I know the feeling..

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"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."

When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

(via spinals)

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howtobeterrell:

bigblondandbeautiful:

jakegrifball:

mediaite:

CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor If She ‘Thanked The Lord’

If this was a Fox News anchor they would have dropped dead from a fucking stroke.

BAHAHAHA BRILLIANT

gpoy

sapphrikah:

emmetttrill:

siddharthasmama:

mariavontraphouse:

princessneeshydoomcuddles:

tashabilities:

When I tell you white folks are trying to take over ALL our shit, 

Including the language that they call us ‘ghetto’ and ‘ignorant’ for using? 

And they sellin it on teeshirts like a white woman would come up with that phrasing. 

AAVE is the same language they penalize us for using, denying us opportunities and resources, calling us ignorant,

But they put it on a shirt with a BLONDE bitch and SELL IT?

I feel kicked in the chest. 

WHITE PPL YOU NEED TO STOP

This is why don’t no body fucking like you white people

but remember it is only really cultural appropriation if u wear ~ blue jeanz ~.

Oh what in the holiest of fucks! Anyone I see wearing this is getting knocked the fuck out

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

*shakes head*

righteouspussypower:

romy7:

Ranveer Singh

sorry

just going to reblog this

one more time

”Are you free tomorrow?” No, I’m expensive.

laugh-addict:

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